Archive for the ‘DRAMA’ Category

“The Crack-Up”

August 7, 2010

A hardened drug dealer is woken up in a playground by a ten year old girl. He has severe amnesia. The girl takes advantage of this by pretending she is his mother and taking him home. He is none the wiser, until a rival drug gang recognises him at soccer practice and tries to kill him. The girl protects him only to realise that she loves him like a real son. The following day the adoption is formalised at city hall.

“The Sleepy Sergeant”

April 26, 2010

A cop with a mean streak falls asleep for seven years. Upon waking he finds out who his real friends are. Realising the value of each precious moment, he proposes to his girlfriend the very next day. She says no. (She lost interest in his 3rd year of slumber.)

“When To Quit”

March 26, 2010

Two humpback whales campaign for the right to get legally married in the state of Louisiana. A left-wing senator, played by Tom Hanks, takes their cause to Washington, where he is laughed out of the Whitehouse.

“Me, My Elf, and I”

March 21, 2010

A Chicago homicide detective decides to investigate a rumour about a band of wood elves living in a local forest. He finds them where he least expects to: in an urban slum. but yeah, the slum is enchanted.

(The head wood elf played by Eddie Murphy.)

(as yet untitled)

March 18, 2010

Rohad is from the bush but he longs for the excitement of city life. But in his rush to leave behind his roots, he soon learns that it can be difficult to see the forest for the trees… especially if you’re an Ent!      (-B.J.)

M.M. – Tagline “When it’s hot in the city one spark can set you off.” Cue flaming Ent rampage.

“Speaking For Myself”

March 14, 2010

A little-known ventriloquist dummy finds himself at the centre of a very ugly custody battle.

Mickie Montrose: Catchphrase- “I’m not your Pinocchio.” Cries then storms out of room (somehow).

“The Hot Librarian”

March 9, 2010

A frumpy librarian removes her glasses to reveal her true sexuality. A local politician seduces her and then uses his connection with her to delete his library fines.

“Destination Me”

March 9, 2010

A man and his retriever attempt to drive to Broome. They lose their way… but find themselves.

“If that dog gets behind the steering wheel you got yourself a comedy.” – M. Montrose

“Rich Man, Rich Man”

February 22, 2010

A wealthy tycoon of is coming to the end of his life. He has no heirs and he must decide what to do with his fortune. He eventually decides to bequeath his billions to another tycoon, one even wealthier than he.

“I Ended up in Albequerque”

February 22, 2010

A young reporter goes looking for a story, and finds an adventure.