“Monkey Malone”

April 26, 2010

An ex-showbiz chimp falls into a bad crowd. He bears witness to the shooting of an Italian restaurant owner and becomes a target himself. He is put into witness protection in a small retirement village, where he rapidly becomes a local celebrity.


“Money Magic”

April 19, 2010

A beautiful heiress gets involved with a second rate magician. The two live happily ever after.

“When To Quit”

March 26, 2010

Two humpback whales campaign for the right to get legally married in the state of Louisiana. A left-wing senator, played by Tom Hanks, takes their cause to Washington, where he is laughed out of the Whitehouse.

“Not Until Now”

March 26, 2010

A double agent, a single mom, and a drug addict become the best of friends. Little do they realise they are in for the ride of their lives!!

MM:  It must be a disaster movie that throws these 3 people together and they realise against all the odds that they have more in common than not.

PA:  The disaster is that a local shopping mall has closed.

“When Night Falls Again in Cincinatti”

March 26, 2010

An ex army lieutenant and a junkyard dog become the best of friends. They laugh, cry, drink, and smoke crack together. In a particularly moving scene, the dog puts on some old Frank Sinatra records and they have a little slow-dance in the moonlight.

“Me, My Elf, and I”

March 21, 2010

A Chicago homicide detective decides to investigate a rumour about a band of wood elves living in a local forest. He finds them where he least expects to: in an urban slum. but yeah, the slum is enchanted.

(The head wood elf played by Eddie Murphy.)

“Twice Denied”

March 18, 2010

A boy’s dream is to become a mime but his father insists he must work on the family farm. The boy finds ways to practise his art in the barn and becomes a brilliant mime.

The father sees him by accident one day, and is moved to tears by his son’s talent. He sells the family farm to send the boy to the best mime school in the world: in Paris, France.

When the boy arrives at customs, he is denied entry to France due to a forgotten drug charge.  (This movie is not a happy story as it seemed, but rather a cautionary tale about the perils of illicit behaviour.)

M.M. suggested that the jail he is sent to has invisible walls. Obviously this is a perfect idea.

Also from M.M. – “In one scene the father beats his son severely as instead of spraying the field with insecticide as he was told to he ‘mime sprayed’ and the whole seasons crop is gone to waste.”

(as yet untitled)

March 18, 2010

Rohad is from the bush but he longs for the excitement of city life. But in his rush to leave behind his roots, he soon learns that it can be difficult to see the forest for the trees… especially if you’re an Ent!      (-B.J.)

M.M. – Tagline “When it’s hot in the city one spark can set you off.” Cue flaming Ent rampage.

“Speaking For Myself”

March 14, 2010

A little-known ventriloquist dummy finds himself at the centre of a very ugly custody battle.

Mickie Montrose: Catchphrase- “I’m not your Pinocchio.” Cries then storms out of room (somehow).

“Rodeo Dreams”

March 14, 2010

A man who left his family to follow his dreams in the rodeo longs to know his son. He finds the boy, who, now 12, is interested in skateboarding. The father buys a skateboard and attempts to ride, but learns he is better suited to riding bulls and returns to the rodeo. His son is glad to see the end of him.

Twist ending by Mickie Montrose: after returning to rodeo the man finds his horse has left him and that the horse can skateboard amazingly well. Realisation.